Gals.. the way i see it

Gals fall into 7 different subcategories as i see it:

Hot Bods: those with great bodies fall into these category. This is the most important category as it is governed by hormones (to be exact, female pheromones). You just wanna do it with this people. Those under 18, you are not supposed to read this.

Lovers: those which make great lovers / spouses. This is the second most important category as it is the most practical, but sometimes lust overpowers practicality. However, this kind of gal is vital to most people who wanna start a family and procreate in the right way as the gahmen advises (and not get AIDS).

Friends: those who make great friends. This is the third most important category, as when you don't get the first two, you tend to rely on this category to lick your wounds. A shoulder they will provide, a tale they will listen. Important to have this kinda friends if you wanna make your social life more interesting and expand your social circle.

Enemies: those who make great enemies. Some people like you, some people hate you, this is one of the latter. Thinks you're like trash, just by appearance. Puts you real low on the ladder. Doesn't even notices your presence. Avoids you like the plague. Curses you, gossips behind your back. (Don't think she exists anyway.) This things heal with time but for now, she's volatile and untouchable.

Uncategorised: Hi-bye acquantainces which you exchange no more than 10-20 words per day in one or many conversations, including msn. You dun know her, and she doesn't know you (except by name). Fair enough. Look left look right.

Undefined: People who are already attached. Untouchable, by basic honorific laws of brotherhood. I will never break up a couple myself.

Forgotten: past lovers, people who have caused great sorrow to yourself. Let the dead come to rest.

For guys: 4 categories:

1) Those i know well
2) Those i know but do not know well
3) Those i do not know
4) Those i dun give a damn about knowing